Friday, April 23, 2010

Jizz in my Pants - エキ

Before I celebrate the joy that is Golden Week in Japan, here is a "quickie" (no pun intended), from a viral internet video nearly everyone has seen. I've been showing it to a few of my Japanese friends lately as well! Oh the joy of bridging cultures. Makes me wanna....


エキ = fluid = Jizz in my pants

station

I was about to board the train and I...

easy

It's all to easy for him to...

benefit

I see no benefit to always...

fluid


epidemic

The spreading epidemic of...

duty

It's his duty to learn some self-control! (or not eat grapes)

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Clue - サイ

In the midst of studying for 一級 (and needing a break while convincing myself I'm still studying), I present my first template in months!

Clue


"It was Colonel Mustard in the Study with the... サイ?

dainty

Ivette, The maid.

tailor

The maid's outfit.......

wife

Wife to many unfortunate men, more of a black widow of sorts... Mrs. White is.

pick up

Prof. Plumb (C. Loyd) picking up Ms. Scarlett, cuz her car broke down

sponsor

Mr. Body sponsors this event by providing the weapons!

coloring

hmm... err... the coloring of all the dresses all stand out quite a bit? =/

load

The cook's body.

bond

さい with this kanji can mean a "debt." Which everyone owed Mr. Body

smash

"I'm sorry, I'm a bit... accident prone" - Mr. Green *smash*

property

"Husbands should be like clean-ex, soft, strong and disposable" - Mrs. White

disaster

"The only way to avoid finding yourselves on the front pages is for one of you to kill Wadsworth.... now." - Mr Body 26:34

again

"Mr. Body, dead, again!" - Wadsworth

cut

The cook....stabbed!

purification

destroying the evidence (tapes burned, evidence tampered with, etc.)

superintend

If anybody's superintending THIS party, it's Wadsworth.

year-end

year-end... life-end?

finish

"That's how it could have happened..."


ritual


occasion


kill


vegetable


genius


utmost


west
西


plantation

Nothing doing here. I recommend rote learning 栽培 (さいばい)


RTK3:

grab

my apologies to any lady readers but.... it happens to the maid quite a bit.

brushwood

Brushwood...matchsticks...drawing lots for partners.

fort

The mansion, like an impenetrable fort(ress) after the guests have unwittingly entered.

rhinoceros


memorial

Lets hold a nice memorial for the "singing telegram" lady (had to slip her in here somewhere, classic scene)

my son

lots of references to procreation, but no children in this movie. =(

bleaching

a way to dispose of the bodies?

i wonder

I wonder who really did it! REALLY.

notes: first of the year. Another fun and nostalgic movie. And a lot of さい I knew incidentally from vocab. Enjoy!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

another "I'm still alive" post

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I want to do more of these, it's just a matter of time and being busy. Tokyo moves fast, and to make enough money to stay afloat and study hard every day is a full time job, plus other things I stack on that. March is also one of the BUSIEST months of the year in Japan. Blah blah excuses etc. I have a movie half-finished I'll get around to it as soon as I am able.

Remember, I take submissions if anyone wants to prepare a movie template for this blog? *cricket chirps*

Happy trails and study hard!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Happy new year!!

Hey folks, happy 2010. To make a long story short (too late) without going into a ton of detail (that's what my other blog is for) it's been a hell of a ride lately, and I haven't had any time to work on new movie templates. However, once I've caught up with my 1500+ overdue flashcards in anki and am back on track, I should have time to do more. I see this blog, while by no means immensely popular, has some people following it, so I'll do my best to help myself help you help me. =D

I think I passed jlpt2, but won't know until mid-February. =/ Either way, I have no plans on working toward jlpt1 at the moment, as I've decided it would make more sense to review what I know, improve more relevant speaking/reading skills and hopefully get a killer translation job before the year is out. How's that for new years resolutions?