Jizz in my Pants - エキ

Before I celebrate the joy that is Golden Week in Japan, here is a "quickie" (no pun intended), from a viral internet video nearly everyone has seen. I've been showing it to a few of my Japanese friends lately as well! Oh the joy of bridging cultures. Makes me wanna....


エキ = fluid = Jizz in my pants

station
駅
I was about to board the train and I...

easy
易
It's all to easy for him to...

benefit
益
I see no benefit to always...

fluid
液

epidemic
疫
The spreading epidemic of...

duty
役
It's his duty to learn some self-control! (or not eat grapes)

Clue - サイ

In the midst of studying for 一級 (and needing a break while convincing myself I'm still studying), I present my first template in months!

Clue

"It was Colonel Mustard in the Study with the... サイ？

dainty
細
Ivette, The maid.

tailor
裁
The maid's outfit.......

wife
妻
Wife to many unfortunate men, more of a black widow of sorts... Mrs. White is.

pick up
採
Prof. Plumb (C. Loyd) picking up Ms. Scarlett, cuz her car broke down

sponsor
催
Mr. Body sponsors this event by providing the weapons!

coloring
彩
hmm... err... the coloring of all the dresses all stand out quite a bit? =/

load
載
The cook's body.

bond
債
さい with this kanji can mean a "debt." Which everyone owed Mr. Body

smash
砕
"I'm sorry, I'm a bit... accident prone" - Mr. Green *smash*

property
財
"Husbands should be like clean-ex, soft, strong and disposable" - Mrs. White

disaster
災
"The only way to avoid finding yourselves on the front pages is for one of you to kill Wadsworth.... now." - Mr Body 26:34

again
再
"Mr. Body, dead, again!" - Wadsworth

cut
切
The cook....stabbed!

purification
斎
destroying the evidence (tapes burned, evidence tampered with, etc.)

superintend
宰
If anybody's superintending THIS party, it's Wadsworth.

year-end
歳
year-end... life-end?

finish
済
"That's how it could have happened..."


ritual
祭

occasion
際

kill
殺

vegetable
菜

genius
才

utmost
最

west
西

plantation
栽
Nothing doing here. I recommend rote learning 栽培 （さいばい）


RTK3:

grab
采
my apologies to any lady readers but.... it happens to the maid quite a bit.

brushwood
柴
Brushwood...matchsticks...drawing lots for partners.

fort
砦
The mansion, like an impenetrable fort(ress) after the guests have unwittingly entered.

rhinoceros
犀

memorial
偲
Lets hold a nice memorial for the "singing telegram" lady (had to slip her in here somewhere, classic scene)

my son
倅
lots of references to procreation, but no children in this movie. =(

bleaching
晒
a way to dispose of the bodies?

i wonder
哉
I wonder who really did it! REALLY.

notes: first of the year. Another fun and nostalgic movie. And a lot of さい I knew incidentally from vocab. Enjoy!