Jizz in my Pants - エキ

Before I celebrate the joy that is Golden Week in Japan, here is a "quickie" (no pun intended), from a viral internet video nearly everyone has seen. I've been showing it to a few of my Japanese friends lately as well! Oh the joy of bridging cultures. Makes me wanna....


エキ = fluid = Jizz in my pants

station
駅
I was about to board the train and I...

easy
易
It's all to easy for him to...

benefit
益
I see no benefit to always...

fluid
液

epidemic
疫
The spreading epidemic of...

duty
役
It's his duty to learn some self-control! (or not eat grapes)